Tuesday, June 14, 2011

Explanatory drivers

" I was moving along the road. Suddenly, right and left of me got a lot of cars. I'm confused, not knowing where to turn, and crashed into a car in front and behind. "" I have rear-view mirror, not mirror. So I did not notice a moving car from behind. "I was driving along the main road with a speed of 50 km / h. Suddenly on the road jumped the child, and I braked abruptly. And follow me VAZ-2110 driver took advantage of this and came to me in the ass. "I turned with a resolution on the green light." "At the Crossroads I inadvertently mixed up the colors of traffic lights." Accident at the May parade: "One of the tanks moving in column, ran to my car. Unknown tank driver fled the scene of an accident. "By the way, the explanations of the victims of accident sites as quickly and completely hid a tractor and a grader." Participant accident crashed into me, without telling previously about their intentions. "" Car "Niva" hit the the back of my horse, Moby Dick, so much so that the car registration number etched on a horse. Now the horse feels fine and is on outpatient treatment. "Pedestrian ran in front of me on the roadway and silently disappeared beneath the wheels." Another participant accident food, but continued to climb in our series. "According to my estimates, the damage from the accident is from 500,000 to half a million rubles. "" I ran over a pedestrian because he decided to clear the passage. "" Maybe I hit a BMW, but I did not feel the impact. And BMW did not let me know that I caused her injury. "I caught a fly, flying near the windshield, and did not notice that crashed into a tree." "The driver of another car was drunk, tried to say something, but not smog. Then he got behind the wheel and tried to escape. I stood in front of the machine, but he began to press the gas pedal. So I ran 10 meters, and then he still toured me and disappeared. "" When I moved along the main road in my car rode a motor scooter "Ant." Driver of the motorcycle fell to the pavement unconscious. Later he got a few minutes pooral at us, ran away and hid in the forest plantations. "" After seven years of excellent ride, I fell asleep at the wheel. "" I was born in an airplane, so I drive perfectly, and the collision did not commit! "" Colors and numbers of machines I did not see because it was dark, and the car was dirty. But I think that in a perfect crash to suspect cars in dark gray. "" Car accident, another party now and then flashed in front of me, reconstructed from a series in a row, until I finally ran into him. "" I showed gestures to another member accident, that he gave me a ride, but he pretended not to understand me, and collided. "" I realized that I needed to press the brake pedal, but did not find it. "" The day before the hijacking, we went for food . In the car beside me was my friend, boy friend Grisha and his wife. This guy had a bad relationship with my relatives. Perhaps that is why he then stole my car. "I fled the scene of an accident, because I had better things to do." "I recognize that hit a pedestrian. But please note that this citizen is not the first time observed under the wheels of the car. "" The license plate from escaping the car I saw a letter 0 or 2. "" I realized that the pedestrian lost and forgot where he walked and ran at him " ". The driver of another car fled the scene of an accident, even though I asked him to stay." "All of a sudden out of the darkness came a suspicious vehicle, crashed into me and disappeared." proxies for driving my car no one else, because I do not trust anyone! "" Behind the wheel of another car sat a young woman, so I could not keep up with her. "" I was driving behind a car crash another party. All of a sudden it started to blink at once both "turn signals". I could not understand where he wants to turn and crashed into him ".

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