Ladies sat behind the wheel in Europe, Australia and even in Africa. Confidently, without unnecessary delay. "Ace - he had an ace in America" ??- saying preferansisty, implying that the style of driving women from different continents little than differ from each other. A friend of mine confessed that every traffic cop who was going to penalize her, saying: "You know, you have my first policeman!" He melted: "Well, okay, drive!". It turns out that this "know-how" is often used young voditelnitsy, hoping that the inspector, as every man, flattered to play in the lives of women a special role, even a cameo ... But the most popular way to avoid punishment is: "Let me go, please, but the husband does not give more than the car!" And - smile! How then could stand? They say that women's tears - the strongest water in the world. In relations with the inspector woman it is not used, but if crying, honestly. After an accident or just an emergency, regardless of someone whose guilt. The inspector had to comfort or even withdraw from the tantrums, and otherwise make the report? But the smile - knowingly weapons. Inspectors claim (unlikely quite honestly) that its action does not depend on beauty and age of complying. By the way, the most typical female violation - not driving with excessive speed, as in men, and parking in the area of ??the sign "No Stopping". Near shop, market, barber shop. "She was right!" - Sad shrug traffic police officers, and their faces not even a glimmer of hope to change that habit ... For such a breach had even rented plates. But even there, do likewise with the "feminine" cars - our own peril. Often a girl or a lady of "numbers" back, does not know how to tie (or pretends not to know). That accounts for the inspector, if he's not quite a statue, take a wrench and ... Without women's rights go very rarely, and then not intentionally, but by forgetfulness. But as unanimous in all traffic police officers, a very long time looking for them in your purse or glove compartment. " Drunk driving - a unique case, but if this will fall - just hold on! One of the friends gave the police hear fresh dictaphone record (has adopted): "My car - on shtrafploshadku? All take away, cops filthy! And Jacket" and the dress! " (Rustling of clothes, more swearing) ... But generally the woman, according to employees of law and order, much decent men and on the road, and in communion with the inspector. Rides carefully, and if violated, in most cases is not consciously, but because he was confused or distracted. In men, ready for the inspector threatening: "You are fired tomorrow!" Women: "Sorry!" And that same smile ... Original source - an article, signed by the pseudonym I. Zapaskina in the newspaper from time to November 15, 2006.
No comments:
Post a Comment